- Realize you're hungry and slide on the hardwood floors in socks to the fridge.
- Open the fridge and take all the healthy food out.
- Throw away the healthy food because you don't want your family poisoned by it.
- Decontaminate yourself after touching the "healthy food".
- Take all the junky foods out of the fridge.
- Make something amazing with it.
- Repeat steps 2-6 for the pantry and any other food storage areas.
- Then go buy some more junk food and put some healthy food with it so it doesn't look suspicious.
- Repeat the whole process because food.
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